I Can't C๐M Anymore
“I Can’t C๐M Anymore” – The Truth No One Says Out Loud
(But Every Older Guy Googles at 2 A.M.)
Yes, you can still finish. No, you’re not broken. Here’s what’s actually happening down there.
Hey, it’s me—your internet friend who says the stuff your doctor blushes at.
If you’re over 50 (or know a guy who is) and the grand finale has gone MIA, you’re not alone.
Google sees thousands of searches every month that sound exactly like this:
“Why don’t I shoot anymore?”
“Did my prostate surgery kill my orgasm?”
“Am I… dry forever?”
Let’s rip the Band-Aid off.
๐จ Myth #1: Old men stop making cum.
FALSE.
Your balls never clock out.
Sperm + seminal fluid keep getting made into your 90s—unless something’s surgically removed or medically fried.
What does change?
- Volume drops (think espresso shot → thimble)
- Force weakens (no more ceiling art)
- Color/thickness shifts (cloudy, watery, or even retrograde into the bladder)
๐จ Myth #2: No squirt = no orgasm.
WRONG.
Orgasm is a brain + nerve event.
Ejaculation is just the plumbing.
After prostate surgery? You can still climax hard—it just feels like a sneeze with no tissue.
๐ ️ Why It Happens (The Real Culprits)
| Cause | What It Does | Fixable? |
|---|---|---|
| Prostate removal | Glands gone = dry orgasm | ❌ No fluid back ✅ Orgasm stays |
| BPH meds (Flomax, etc.) | Semen goes into bladder | ✅ Switch meds |
| Low T | Less fluid, weaker force | ✅ TRT or Clomid |
| Diabetes/nerve damage | Nerves misfire | ⚕️ Manage sugar + meds |
| Pelvic floor weakness | Can’t “push” | ✅ Kegels (yes, for men) |
๐ฅ What You Can Actually Do (No BS)
- See a urologist (not Dr. Google).
80% of “I can’t cum” cases have a fix. - Ditch the alpha-blockers if possible.
Ask for finasteride/dutasteride instead—same pee help, no retrograde. - Kegel like you mean it.
Squeeze like you’re stopping pee mid-stream. 10 reps, 3x/day.
Stronger floor = stronger finish. - Zinc + water = volume hack.
Oysters, pumpkin seeds, or a 15 mg supplement.
Dehydration = skimpy loads. - Edge, don’t rush.
Longer buildup = bigger payoff (even if it’s just a dribble).
The Bottom Line:
You’re not broken. Your equipment just got a software update.
Semen might be on vacation, but pleasure doesn’t retire.
If you’re missing the visual or the wet spot nostalgia?
Talk to a doc.
If you just want the orgasm back?
You probably already have it—you just didn’t know “dry” was an option.
P.S.
Next time your buddy whispers, “Man, I don’t… you know… shoot anymore,”
send him this link.
You’ll be the hero who said the unsayable.
Share this if you know a guy who needs to read it. ๐
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